Breaking:  Stutzman and Young to Suspend US Senate Campaigns

Breaking: Stutzman and Young to Suspend US Senate Campaigns

Following the lead of Governor John Kasich, Marlin Stutzman and Todd Young have suspended their U S Senate campaigns immediately citing that is the best way for them to win Indiana’s primary on May 3rd.

“Our camp has come to the conclusion that the best way for us to win is to quit,” said Stutzman.  “My best hope of winning the primary and having a chance in the general election is stay stay out of site and out of mind.   We will just hunker down in our Virginia home, cash a few farm subside checks, maybe go on another California vacation and hope voters forget about us until they vote,” Stutzman added.

When asked to comment, Todd Young simply replied, “Marines!”

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